Unicorn Paradise
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.
Goodness.
The Tom Hiddleston of cats
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1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
wait okay
if we do this with fanfiction
we can have gay porn nails???????
welcome to tumblr
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When I need to reach the word count.
YES.
This is a little too accurate.
Oh lord, HOW’D THEY FIND OUT?!
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we’re proud of him

